The questions below are asked by recruiting agencies to their candidates to determine their mental abilities. Try this too. By doing this, you will not only appreciate the mental potential of your colleagues, but also lift the spirits of everyone present.

These questions allow you to find out whether the test takers have a good memory and whether they have a tendency to find overly complex solutions simple tasks, and whether they have the ability to consider the consequences of previous actions when making important decisions and learn from their own mistakes.

Question 1

How to put a rhinoceros in the refrigerator?

Question 2

How to put a mammoth in the refrigerator?

Question 3

The king of beasts called all the animals to a meeting, to which all but one came. Who didn't show up to the meeting?

Question 4

You need to swim across the river, which is home to countless crocodiles. How will you cross the river?

You can voice the correct option immediately after receiving the answer, or read them after the participants have put forward their versions of all the questions.

Answer to 1st question

Open the refrigerator, place the rhinoceros in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to 2nd question

Incorrect answer: open the refrigerator, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

Correct answer: open the refrigerator, take the rhinoceros out of it, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to question 3

This is a mammoth, since it was in the refrigerator at that time.

Answer to question 4

Of course, swim, because all the crocodiles are at a meeting with the king of beasts.

This test is often used when applying for a job. To do this, a potential employee is brought into a room in which, apart from a table and a couple of chairs, there is nothing, they are asked to wait for a while, then they leave and appear only after a couple of hours. If a person really needs this job, he won't go anywhere. The question is what he will do while waiting for his interlocutor. And depending on this, he is assigned to one or another division of the company.

Of course, you don’t need to lock an employee in an empty room to find out whether he was sent to work in the right department. It is enough to select several volunteers, give them pencils and options for spending time printed on separate sheets of paper, and describe the situation to them in approximately the following words: “Imagine that you have come to get a job at our company. The secretary met you, took you into a room with white walls, in which the only furniture was 2 chairs and a table, and asked you to wait a few minutes, but he himself disappeared for almost 2 hours. You really want to work in our company, so you will be patient and wait. To brighten up the wait, you will choose one of the 11 options described on the pieces of paper and circle it with a pencil.” Also ask all test takers to sign the slips, then collect them and announce the results.

1. I will disassemble the table into parts.

3. I will begin to hum something and at the same time gesticulate strongly.

4. I will talk to the furniture.

5. I won’t waste time and take a little nap.

6. I will write a letter in which I will express everything I think about the current situation.

7. I will remain completely calm and will not even turn around to look at whoever enters the room.

8. I will be nervous, but I will try to convince myself that everything is not so bad.

9. I'll try to play with my glasses.

10. I will study furniture defects.

11. I will try to repair a broken chair.

If the test taker chose the first option, he belongs in the research and information department.

If the test taker chose the second option, he will perform best in the finance department.

If the test taker chose the third option, send it to the help desk.

If the test taker chose the fourth option, the most suitable place for him is the human resources department.

If the test taker chose the fifth option, he is a born manager.

If the test taker chose the sixth option, get him a job in the technical documentation department.

If the test taker chose the seventh option, the company will benefit if he works in the security service.

If the test taker chose option eight, send it to the marketing department.

If the test taker chose the ninth option, trust him with the software.

If the test taker chose the tenth option, the supply department is his natural element.

If the test taker chose the eleventh option, no one can handle sales issues better than him.

This comic test can be offered to those who doubt the correctness of their choice of profession. Before asking a single question, give participants pencils and paper with possible answers and ask them to sign them and check the box that they think is correct. Then collect the leaves and announce the results.

How much is 2 x 2?

2. The answer depends on the units of measurement.

3. 99 (70 for us; 25 for you; 4 for the cashier).

4. How much is needed?

5. Do not offer group sex.

6. As a rule, 4.

7. From 5 to 7.

8. I don’t consider it necessary to answer stupid questions.

1. Teacher

2. Programmer

3. CFO

4. Accountant

5. Secretary-assistant

6. Economist

8. Manager

Invite your colleagues to take the test and find out who is more in your team - bosses or subordinates.

To do this, you will need pencils and sheets of paper with statements printed on them. Test takers must select answer options and count the number of points they score. Then announce the results. Maybe they'll force management to reconsider personnel policy your company.

1. I am responsible for everything that happens in my life.

B. I don't know.

2. There would be much fewer problems in my life if the people around me changed their attitude towards me.

B. I don't know.

3. By nature, I am not a person of action; I prefer to reflect on the reasons for my mistakes rather than take concrete steps to correct them.

B. I don't know.

4. The thought often occurs to me that my life is passing under an “unlucky star.”

B. I don't know.

5. Drug addicts and alcoholics are to blame for the fact that they have sunk to the very bottom of life.

B. I don't know.

6. Reflecting on my life, I came to the conclusion: those under whose influence my character was formed are responsible for what happens to me.

B. I don't know.

7. I prefer to treat my ailments on my own using long-proven methods.

8. I don't know.

8. The fact that women become bitches and worthless creatures, as a rule, is not their fault, but those who surround them.

B. I don't know.

9. You can always find a way out of any situation.

V. I don’t know.

10. I am grateful to those who never refuse to help me, and I always try to do something nice for them.

B. I don't know.

11. When thinking about who initiated the conflict, I always start with myself.

B. I don't know.

12. I believe in a sign: if a black cat crosses the road, don’t expect anything good.

B. I don't know.

13. Every adult at any time life situation must be strong and be able to take responsibility for his own actions.

B. I don't know.

14. I have a lot of shortcomings, but this is not a reason to be prejudiced against me.

B. I don't know.

15. If it is not in my power to influence the outcome of a case, I usually put up with it, believing that next time I will be much luckier.

B. I don't know.

To calculate the number of points scored, offer test participants for each answer “Yes” to questions 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 and for each answer “No” to questions 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 , 14, 15 are awarded 10 points, and for the answers “I don’t know” – 5 points.

More than 116 points.

Of course you are the boss. If you are still not in a position of responsibility, it is a big mistake on your boss's part. You have qualities such as honesty, independence, integrity, hard work and determination. You are characterized by professionalism, the ability to find an approach to people and organizational skills.

From 96 to 115 points.

Are you a boss or a subordinate? It all depends on the situation. You can lead if you see any benefit in it, and obey if you think it would be better for you to hide in the shadows for a while.

Less than 95 points.

You are used to going with the flow. Being a leader is not your path. It is much easier to follow someone else's orders than to take the initiative into your own hands and bear responsibility for it. However, everyone chooses their own path, because if there are bosses, there must also be subordinates.

Ask one of your colleagues to take this humorous test. Attach a Whatman paper to the wall with the following text:

Your salary: ____________________ rubles.

Estimated growth wages per year: ____________________% every year.

How many rubles can you save annually: ____________________ rubles.

The test taker must write in the numbers with a marker. As soon as he does this, announce the result.

According to your annual income, you have a chance to earn:

1 million – in 83 years.

10 million – in 138 years.

100 million in – 169 years.

1 billion – in 215 years.

10 billion – in 271 years.

And you will be able to compete with Bill Gates no earlier than in... 307 years. We wish you Siberian health and longevity to live until this significant event.

To spend this test, you don't need many participants. Ask your colleagues who dreams of looking at the Earth from space. For those wishing to make a long journey, ask only 2 questions, calculate the amount of points they have scored and announce the results.

1. Do you complain about your health?

A. Thank God, no (1 point).

B. Sometimes it happens (0 points).

2. Do you have bank account 30 million dollars?

A. Of course (1 point).

B. Alas and ah (0 points).

2 points.

We sincerely congratulate you! You can become one of the first contenders for a place as a space tourist in a rocket!

Less than 2 points.

Do not despair! There is no reason for you to be upset, because even on our planet you can have a blast!

Some people listen to music all day long, others prefer to sing, others can see beauty in the everyday, others create it themselves, others don’t care about any kind of art. This test will help you figure out which category your colleagues belong to. Give test participants pencils and questionnaires with questions and ask them to answer them honestly.

1. Do you think the words “nuance” and “tone” differ in meaning?

2. Your apartment has been in need of cosmetic repairs for a long time. Can you ignore this and live as if you have complete order?

3. Do you like to draw?

4. Do you choose clothes based on the latest fashion trends?

5. Can you say with complete confidence who Velazquez, Nureyev and Gaudi were?

6. Do you have difficulty understanding your own handwriting?

7. Do you choose things of the same color scheme?

8. Do you often visit museums?

9. When taking a car ride, do you stop to admire the94 walking sun?

10. Have you noticed the habit of drawing? geometric figures in moments of reflection?

11. Can you be called a regular at exhibitions and art salons?

12. Do you like to walk around your hometown?

13. Do you like being alone?

14. Do people who like to recite poetry by heart surprise you?

15. Do you listen to music just to be entertained?

16. Are you able to remember any landscape in detail?

17. Do you think that sea stones are very beautiful?

18. Do you like meeting and communicating with new people?

19. Do you like poetry?

20. Have you ever had a desire to decorate the walls of your own apartment?

21. Do you often change your image?

22. Do you like to rearrange furniture?

23. Have you ever tried to compose a song?

To find out the total score, ask test takers for each “Yes” answer to questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 give yourself 1 point, and for the answer “No” - to questions 2, 6, 10, 14, 15, 18.

More than 16 points.

We can say about you that you are an artistic person, you have a sense of beauty. Your life is surrounded by objects of art, in which you are well versed.

From 8 to 16 points.

Of course, you know how to appreciate beauty, but you can easily live without it. If you are asked to choose between a painting and a new computer model, you will choose the second option.

Less than 8 points.

If you chose a creative profession, you made a big mistake. You cannot understand a person who stops to admire a beautiful sunset or stands for hours in front of a masterpiece of a great master. In life, you value only things that can bring real benefit, and not all sorts of trinkets, even very beautiful ones.

Many of us dream as children of becoming famous, working on television, hosting some popular TV show. But, as a rule, dreams remain dreams, and we choose a completely different profession. However, it is always interesting to know whether we are capable of being a TV star. The answer to this question can be obtained by passing this test. But you need to approach it with a sense of humor. It is advisable that the presenter read the questions and answer options out loud, and the test takers mark the appropriate option on a piece of paper, and then calculate the sum of the points scored.

1. There's no getting around it, but for a TV star, looks are hers. business card, therefore, each applicant must undergo the so-called face control. Pay close attention to yourself, if possible, use a mirror, and make sure that you have a pair of upper and lower limbs, eyes and ears, one mouth and it is full of teeth, and a unique nose. So, do you have all of the above?

A. If I haven’t made a mistake in the calculations, everything is in place (2 points).

B. Doesn’t finish some of the teeth (1 point).

B. Among other things, I also have a piercing in my navel (0 points).

2. Do you have a habit of interrupting your interlocutor?

A. Yes, why listen to some nonsense, it’s better to listen to an intelligent person, that is, me (2 points).

B. No, a sense of decency does not allow it (1 point).

V. If it were up to me, I would kill everyone, but there is no machine gun (don’t be afraid, that’s my joke) (0 points).

3. Are you able to shout every 2 minutes: “Applause, please!”?

A. If this is required during the program, I will try (2 points).

B. The audience themselves know when to applaud, so the ability to shout “Applause!” not useful (1 point).

B. Yes, but only if it is really necessary (0 points).

4. Imagine that your program is broadcast live, and suddenly all the microphones are turned off. Will you be able to cope without acoustic equipment and shout over the guests, spectators and musical accompaniment sitting in the studio?

B. I can’t scream at all and I’m not able to speak in a raised voice, so without a microphone I’ll be completely lost (1 point).

Q. The maximum I can do is whisper loudly (0 points).

5. Do you like to find out details of the personal life of a person you met recently?

A. Of course, this is very interesting (2 points)!

B. I would really like to, but it’s somehow inconvenient (1 point).

B. Who may be interested in this (0 points)?

More than 8 points. You clearly have talent. You should try to become a local TV star.

Less than 7 points. Why do you need to become some kind of host of some talk show? You feel good with us too!

This is a humorous test, so test takers must have a sense of humor. Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pencils so they can write down their answers and record their scores.

1. Do you suffer from spontaneous twitching of your eyes, ears, mouth, arms or legs?

A. I didn’t notice this about myself (2 points).

B. I twitch my ears and wink all the time, but only to amuse those around me (1 point).

B. Well, occasionally with hands and feet... Left hook, right hook. When I was young, I practiced boxing (0 points).

2. Are you a stutterer?

A. God was merciful (2 points).

B. Yes, but only half (1 point).

V. I don’t, but those who hear me don’t know (0 points).

3. Do you pronounce all the letters of the alphabet?

A. Yes, and not only letters, but also numbers (2 points).

B. Solid and soft signs I pronounce it perfectly, there are some problems with the rest (1 point).

B. I’d rather record a soundtrack of my speech (0 points).

4. Imagine that you need to read a text replete with complex terms and figures of speech. As a practice, try to say without hesitation: “The weather is wet!” How many times did you get confused before pronouncing this phrase correctly?

A. Not even once (2 points).

5. Do you suffer from flatulence?

A. I didn’t notice anything like this (2 points).

B. Sometimes I suffer, like everyone else around me, but I control myself (1 point).

B. I will never admit it, but to prevent something terrible from happening, I will put on a sound-absorbing diaper (0 points)

6. Imagine that during a meeting you saw out of the corner of your eye that a mouse was running towards you under the table. How will you react?

A. Yes, even a hippopotamus! I’ll pretend that nothing is happening (2 points).

B. Raise my legs higher (1 point).

B. I’ll try to catch her unnoticed (0 points).

More than 10 points.

You will certainly cope with such a difficult task as negotiating. The authorities present here will take this into account.

From 6 to 9 points.

You can be trusted to lead the meeting, but only for a short time/

Less than 5 points.

Of course, you can arrange and conduct a meeting, but only for one person - yourself!

If your boss has a sense of humor and understands any jokes, you can conduct the following test.

Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pens so they can mark their answers.

Your task is to read out the questions and answers to them.

1. My boss...

A. Man.

B. Woman.

B. Difficult question.

G. Something in between.

2. My boss prefers clothes...

A. Fashionable.

B. Classical.

B. Out of fashion.

G. Shocking.

3. My boss smells...

A. Nice.

G. It’s hard to say what.

4. My boss...

A. Soft.

B. Nothing like that.

B. Strict, but very honest and fair.

G. In a word, a beast!

5. My boss is explaining...

A. Clear and concise.

B. Illegible.

B. Like a mad scientist.

G. Who really listens to him?!

6. When the boss is angry...

A. Quickly comes to his senses and cools down.

B. This will last a long time.

B. Spit and spray foam.

D. Forces you to go to work on weekends.

7. My boss eats...

A. As a well-mannered person.

B. Slurping without hesitation.

8. It was as if I had been starving for a week before.

G...and simultaneously yells at everyone who comes to hand.

8. You hinted to your boss that it would be nice to raise your salary, he...

A. Agrees with you.

B. Becomes sad and pretends to be very busy.

B. Changes the conversation to another topic.

G. Begins to get very angry.

9. During the lunch break, the boss...

A. Goes out to eat.

B. Plays computer games.

B. Makes a thorough inspection of his office.

10. When I accidentally meet my boss outside of work, he...

A. Goes shopping

B. Walks with his family.

B. Wanders around in alleys and courtyards looking for something.

G. Carefully watches the girls passing by.

11. Of all the drinks, my boss prefers...

A. Green or black tea.

B. Liquid of undetermined color, odor and taste.

B. The blood of his subordinates.

12. At the boss...

A. Thick hair.

B. Liquid hairs.

B. Hands covered with thick hair.

D. Hairy legs that are visible when he sits down.

13. When the boss talks to me...

A. Speaks politely and reservedly.

B. Gets angry and snorts.

B. Sniffles heavily.

G. Yells at the top of his lungs.

14. The boss's eyes...

A. Kind and affectionate.

B. Prickly and cold.

B. On rollout.

G. Like a beast.

Most answers are A.

You are definitely lucky. You won't find such bosses during the day. This needs to be loved and cherished.

Most answers B.

This is not to say that your boss is the ultimate dream. But it can be worse. Remember the saying: “It’s good where we are not!”

Most answers B and D.

If your answers to the questions are to be believed, your boss is nothing short of a monster! He is so terrible and evil that the world has never seen him before. If he eats a piece of raw meat before your eyes, you know it’s time for you to think about looking for new job. In general, remember that this test is a joke!

For this test, distribute blank sheets of paper and pens to all participants. You will need to read out the questions and the others will need to write down the answers. Their correctness can be checked using the table. The more matches, the better the test takers' intelligence.

1. How many birthdays do you think a woman has?

2. What do you think does not move, but always rises and falls?

3. What color is the bear if it is walking under the window of a house that has 4 walls facing south.

4. The window in the room is open, there are fragments on the floor underneath it and water is spilled. The dead Johana completes the picture. Who is Johana and why did she die?

5. There is a word in the Russian language that is always read incorrectly. Write this word.

6. Why can’t a woman living in Krasnodar be buried east of the Kama River?

7. Two people were playing checkers. Each played 7 games, and each won the same number of times. How could something like this happen?

8. Divide 20 by 1/3, add 10 and write down the result.

9. If you are given 5 paintings out of 7, how many paintings will you have left?

10. How many animals did Moses take on his ark?

11. According to Russian laws, can a man enter into a legal marriage with his widow’s sister?

12. You find yourself in a dark room, in which you can hardly find a candle, a kerosene lamp and a wood stove. You have only one match in your pocket. What will you light first?

13. The doctor prescribed you 3 pills, which you need to take every 30 minutes. How long will it take to take the drug?

14. The collective farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 were stolen. How many sheep does the collective farmer have left?

15. Count how many races of the number 8 appear in the range from 1 to 100?

16. 10 candles are burning, 3 of them have gone out. How many candles will be left?

17. A brick weighs 1 kg and another half brick. How much does 1 brick weigh?

18. An archaeologist found a coin dating back to 40 BC. e. Could this really happen?

19. The stick needs to be divided into 12 parts. How many times do you need to cut it off?

20. The man went to bed at 8 o’clock in the evening, and he set his mechanical alarm clock for 10 o’clock in the morning. How many hours will he be able to sleep?

21. There are 10 toes on the feet. How many are there on 10 legs?

23. Some months end on the 30th, and some on the 31st. What month has the 29th day?

24. Father and son had an accident. The father died, and the son ended up in the hospital. An anesthesiologist came into his room and said: “This is my son!” Could this really happen?

Participants who score more than 12 correct answers can proudly say that everything is in order with their heads!

This small test will cheer up any company. If you follow the logic of Charles Darwin, we all once descended from monkeys. But from which ones exactly? This test will help you find the answer to this question.

1. Your height...

A. Like Uncle Styopa.

B. Average.

B. I didn’t come out as a sprout.

2. Your skin...

B. Dark.

B. It is not visible under a layer of dirt.

3. Are your ears big?

A. More likely yes than no.

B. Ears are like ears.

B. Miniature!

4. Usually you prefer to be...

A. Among people.

B. In splendid isolation.

B. In the company of only a select few.

5. Your favorite dishes...

A. From meat.

B. From vegetables and fruits.

B. Various.

Most answers are A.

You are none other than a chimpanzee, a very cute and cute monkey!

Most answers are B and C.

You are a real orangutan, but already quite civilized.

To administer this short test, give participants sheets of paper on which to mark their answers. At the end of testing, tally the results.

1. Are you blonde?

A. Absolutely!

B. No, not blond.

B. It all depends on your mood.

2. Do you like to wear jewelry?

B. I don’t need this at all.

B. When and how.

3. Do you love it when...

B. Lots of chocolate.

4. Do you like to be the center of attention?

A. Who doesn’t like that?!

B. Modesty adorns a person, so I prefer not to stand out.

B. According to circumstances

5. Do you like being looked after?

A. Definitely like it!

B. No, I prefer to do everything myself.

B. It depends on who is caring.

6. Do you like to lead others?

A. Yes, it’s so nice!

B. No, it's not in my nature.

B. I dream about it

7. Would you reciprocate a black man's marriage proposal?

A. Yes, it's worth a try.

B. Hardly.

Q. It is difficult to answer such a complex question; you need to weigh everything carefully.

8. Do you like to do housework?

A. This is not a royal matter.

B. Yes, of course.

B. I don’t have such a farm.

Most answers are A.

Whether you were lucky or not, in a past life you were the leader of a large African tribe. Quite a bit, you had 13 wives (husbands), a dozen boars and a chest of jewelry. You have lived 90 years.

The cause of your death was a meteorite falling from the sky.

Most options B and C.

You can be envied. In a past life, you were a beautiful king penguin living in Antarctica. For my long life you acquired numerous offspring (79 children), who bear fruit and multiply to this day.

For everyone to learn a lot of interesting things about themselves, it is enough to answer just 3 questions. Write on the posters the names of the animals and flowers that are discussed in the test, and voice the questions. Participants must record their answers on paper. After completing the tasks, announce the results.

1. Place the following animals in order based on your liking for them.

A. Cow.

B. Horse.

B. Monkey.

2. Pick short definition the following words.

D. Dog.

3. Which person do you associate with the colors listed below?

B. Yellow.

B. Green.

G. Red.

D. Orange.

The first question is responsible for setting priorities in a person’s life.

A cow is a career.

The horse is family.

The monkey is money.

Sheep is love.

The tiger is pride.

The definitions of these words describe and express the attitude:

Coffee is for love.

Cat - to a friend or partner.

Rat - to the enemy.

Ocean - to your own life.

The dog is to oneself.

As for the colors, they mean the following.

White - this person is your true friend.

Yellow is a person who will always remember you.

Green is a person you will never forget.

Red is the person you truly love.

For this test you will need Whatman paper, markers and an unlimited number of participants. On your command, they should each begin to complete the task on their own sheet of paper.

1. Draw a small circle in the center of the sheet.

2. Draw lines through the center of the circle that go beyond its limits and divide the sheet into 4 sectors.

3. In each of the resulting sectors, write one of the letters: L, P, R, S.

4. Outside the 1st circle, draw the 2nd.

5. In each of the 4 sectors of the new circle, write one of the numbers: 1, 2, 3 and 4.

6. Outside the 2nd circle, draw the 3rd and in its sectors write 1 animal each (you can also write insects, fish or birds).

7. Outside the 3rd circle, draw the 4th and in the new sectors write 1 character trait (for example, honesty, capriciousness, etc.).

8. Draw the last circle in the same way as the previous ones and write in the proverb in the resulting sectors, catchphrase etc.

1st round

L means "love".

P means "bed".

R means "work".

WITH means "family".

2nd round

Based on this circle and the numbers in it, one can judge a person’s priorities in relation to love, bed, family and work.

3rd and 4th circles

They need to be analyzed simultaneously. They give a detailed description of the personality of the writer and artist. First read the character trait, then the animal, and then look at which sector the resulting phrase belongs to. The result is very funny. For example, a stingy elk in bed, a boring hedgehog in love, an honest mare at work, etc.

5th circle

Phrases from this circle characterize a person in love, bed, family and work. For example, bed - “Seven do not wait for one”, love - “You can’t pull a fish out of a pond without labor,” etc.

This is a very short, but no less interesting and funny joke test. To carry it out, you just need to give everyone present a few tasks.

1. Think of any number from 2 to 9.

2. Multiply it by 9.

3. Add the digits of the resulting two-digit number together.

4. For the first letter of the resulting number, guess a European country.

5. Create an animal for the third letter of the name of this country.

Now ask the question: “Did everyone make a wish? Where did you get the idea that rhinoceroses live in Denmark?”

Based on which part of the body a person begins to wash first, one can judge some of his character traits. Ask test participants just one question: “When you are in a bathhouse, shower or bath, where do you start washing?”

Hands

This is not to say that you combine many talents. Their absence is compensated by your hard work, desire to selflessly help others, reliability and decency. For this you are very much appreciated and loved, but, however, not with the kind of love that you would like.

Breast

You, as they say, are a man of action. Purposefulness, straightforwardness, honesty and integrity - these are the qualities that fully characterize you. Your motto is to always go forward. However, along the way you often encounter misunderstandings, and this greatly irritates you. You take advantage of attention from members of the opposite sex.

Face

The most important thing in life for you is material well-being; the rest, in your opinion, is nonsense. There is only one person you truly love, and that is yourself.

You are absolutely not interested in what others think about you. But you have a lot of advantages, thanks to which you do not sit alone.

Private parts of the body

Shyness is what sets you apart from the rest. When communicating with others, you lack confidence and courage. Because of this, you have practically no friends and problems in your personal life. However, everything is in your hands. If you want to change something in your life, you will do it. How? Only you can answer this question.

Shoulders

Bad luck follows you around. Whatever you undertake, it ends either in failure or in nothing. This leads to problems with the opposite sex. However, you are not at all hopeless. Declare to yourself that you are the coolest and luckiest person in the world, stop believing in bad omens and listen to the advice of others, and then the bad streak in your life will end.

Other body part

Every person has a highlight, but in you it is so deep that it is not visible. To get noticed, you need to do something extraordinary, perhaps take part in the filming of a popular talk show.

As children, we enjoy solving riddles, but with age, interest in this genre disappears, which is a pity. After all, a riddle is a great way to have fun and develop creative thinking. And in the form of a test, they can become an entertaining game. Read the questions and answer options to the audience. Test takers must say the correct answer in unison.

1. The body is wooden, the clothes are torn, does not eat, does not drink, guards the garden.

A. Pinocchio.

B. Gardener.

B. Scarecrow.

2. It lives in seas and rivers, but often flies across the sky, and when it gets bored of flying, it falls to the ground again.

A. Pelican.

B. Amphibious aircraft.

3. I came without paints and without a brush and repainted all the leaves.

A. A girl doing graffiti.

4. He puffs like a steam locomotive, holds his nose up, makes some noise, calms down, invites a seagull to drink.

B. Retired neighbor.

B. Kettle.

5. People live under water and walk backwards.

A. Divers.

B. Vodyanoy and his servants.

6. A new vessel, but it’s all full of holes.

A. The shelled ship.

B. Empty head.

7. I keep it in my school bag, I’ll tell you how you study.

A. Mobile phone.

B. Petition to parents.

8. Diary.

All answers are correct.

This suggests that the team is distinguished by intelligence and intelligence.

Half of the answers are correct.

This result is also not bad. All is not lost and a lot can be made up for with hard work.

Less than half of the answers are correct.

This is a riddle, this is a riddle. What is wrong with those present?

This test, like the previous one, asks you to guess Russian folk riddles. Test takers must choose one of two answer options.

A table with the correct answers is given below. Based on the test results, you can judge the intelligence of your colleagues and their ability to think abstractly.

1. It will ring loudly,

The duck quacks

Get together, kids.

To one uterus.

A. Bell ringing.

B. The cook calls for dinner.

2. Two sisters suffer

They look into the closet,

They don’t dare go up.

A. Window sashes.

B. Ceilings.

3. Mother is fat

The daughter is red

Son is brave,

Gone to heaven.

A. Stove, fire, smoke.

B. Cook, her daughter and son-pilot.

4. Under the city near Bryansk,

Under the royal oak tree,

Two eagles are crowing

One testicle is being pampered.

A. Wedding.

B. Christening.

5. Near the hole

White doves are standing.

B. Two sisters.

6. Stands strong

Hangs weakly

It's smooth around them

Everyone's got the gear

They also have sweetness.

A. Nuts, shells, teeth.

B. Pig and acorns.

7. Knocking, rattling, spinning,

Ain't afraid of no one

Counts his age

Not a human himself.

A. Cuckoo.

8. There is a bridge

For seven miles,

There is a pillar on the bridge,

Color on the pole

All over the world.

A. Great Lent.

B. Bridge with traffic lights.

9. Two are standing

Two are lying

The fifth one walks

The sixth one drives.

A. A game of hide and seek.

B. Door with lintels.

10. I will go out on a howl,

I'll hit the billboards,

I will console the Tsar in Moscow,

I'll wake up the king in Lithuania,

Dead man in the ground

Abbess in her cell,

A small child in a cradle.

A. Church bells.

B. Nightingale the Robber

11. Two ends,

Two rings

There's a nail in the middle.

A. Scissors.

B. Crossed swords hang on the wall.

12. The pig is running,

golden back,

Flax tail.

A. Needle and thread.

B. Awl and thread.

13. I’ll tell you a riddle,

I'll throw it behind the garden bed,

I'll let you in a year,

Yearling grove.

14. A pig walked out of the barn,

Ripping the hay over the snout.

B. Drunk man.

15. Sweep, sweep

Little wave,

I'll let the white naked one in.

A. Varga.

B. The husband kicked his wife out of the house.

16. Worth the butt,

I am low myself

There are a hundred rizoks on it.

17. In the wide yard,

On a smooth field

Worth four butts

Under one hat.

A. Bench.

18. Four fours,

Two spreaders,

The seventh vertun,

There are two pieces of glass in it.

A. Cow.

19. Naked myself,

Shirt in a bosom;

He himself is white,

The kids are red.

B. Match.

20. No arms, no legs

Not a small piece is creeping upward.

A. Water vapor.

21. Erofake stands,

Belted short.

22. Three crows flew to the mansion;

One says:

I feel good in winter,

The other one is good for me in the summer,

And the third one is always good for me.

A. Horse, cow, boat.

B. Snow Maiden, Thumbelina, Baba Yaga

23. Under the cage, under the tent,

There is a barrel of crow lard.

A. Boiler with water.

B. Trash can.

24. He gave birth to one before twelve,

And twelve gave birth to seven,

Of the seven, four grew.

B. Father of many children.

25. Worth a price

All covered in branches.

A. Mutovina.

B. Knotty log.

26. Neither a man nor a woman walks, Carrying neither a fold nor a pie.

B. Hermaphrodite.

27. Small and bendy

The whole house is guarded.

B. Old man with a stick.

28. A woman sits on the ridges,

All clothes are in patches.

Whoever looks

He will cry.

A. Green onions.

29. Small and bendy

I walked around the entire meadow.

A. Hunchback.

30. I’ll rip off the shaggy man’s head,

I'll take out my heart

I'll give you a drink

He will start talking.

B. Writing pen.

31. An old man stands over the river,

He doesn’t drink himself, he gives water to others;

He doesn’t pour water with his mouth,

Not with a ladle, but with a chisel.

A. Barrel with tap.

B. Well.

32. Myron stands,

The head is full of crows.

B. Scarecrow.

33. Blackly split,

It sets my teeth on edge.

A. Buckwheat.

B. Seeds.

34. Mila, peremila,

I pissed off my eyes,

At least two sins,

And I want death.

B. The old woman was watching a porn film.

35. Little black one,

Pretty to the whole world.

A. Zest.

B. Bird cherry.

36. He will be born on the water,

It will grow on fire,

I'll see my mother

He will die again.

A. Salt. B. Sugar.

37. Five sheep eat up a stack,

Five sheep run away.

A. Flax is spun.

B. Sheep and wolf.

38. They don’t bake, they don’t chew,

They don’t swallow, but they all eat deliciously.

B. Bay leaf.

39. Screams without tongue,

Sings without a throat

Happy and sad,

But the heart doesn’t feel it.

A. Bell.

B. Tape recorder.

40. Black goes to the bathhouse,

Comes out red.

B. Shakhtar.

41. Walks without legs,

Sleeves without arms,

Mouth without speech.

A. Gossip.

42. Round, small,

Everyone's nice.

A. Happiness.

B. Money.

43. Sharp, unforged,

I touch it and it hurts.

44. I’m sitting on the mansion,

Small as a mouse

Red as blood

Tastes like honey.

A. Cherry. B. Rowan.

45. Lives without a body,

Speaks without tongue

Nobody sees him

And everyone hears.

46. ​​A thorn sits on a pitchfork,

Dressed in scarlet,

Who will go,

Togo will sting.

A. Rosehip.

47. Neither body nor spirit,

And with wings around,

Who will I fly to?

I'll just teach you.

48. It flutters easily,

She doesn’t know;

Who will look

Anyone can guess.

B. Butterfly.

49. Grew, grew,

It crawled out of the bush,

It rolled through my hands,

It ended up on my teeth.

50. Meta, meta,

I won't sweep it away

I carry, I carry,

I can't stand it.

A. Water from a well.

B. sunlight from the window.

51. The horde is coming,

There is only one shaft,

And not a single arc.

A. Rydvan with a drawbar.

52. The pike will move,

The forest is withering

In that place the city will become.

A. Peter I and St. Petersburg.

B. Scythe, grass, haystack.

53. Four walkers,

Two bodostas,

The seventh breadwinner.

B. Cow, legs, horns, tail.

54. I am thin,

And the head is like a pound.

A. Tadpole.

B. Steelyard.

55. Expensive capital

Nourished all souls.

56. Round, but not a girl,

With a tail, but not a mouse.

Nowadays it is very fashionable to take tests to determine your intelligence level.

Invite your colleagues to evaluate their mental abilities using this test. To do this, give them blank sheets of paper and pencils so that they can record their answers to the questions asked.

Your task is to read the questions clearly and clearly and give them some time to understand them. At the end of testing, announce the results.

1. While participating in a race walking competition, you overtook your opponent who was in second place. What position did you take?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. Third.

G. The last one.

D. This is impossible.

B. Only among Orthodox Christians.

D. Only among Christians.

D. Only among Russian Argentines.

3. You are again participating in a race walking competition and have overtaken your opponent who is running last. What position do you find yourself in now?

A. On the first one.

B. On the second.

B. On the second to last one.

G. On the last one.

D. This is impossible.

4. Piglet is...

A. Piglet.

B. Pig.

D. Coin.

5. How many kids did the wolf eat?

A. None.

B. One.

G. Six.

D. This didn’t happen at all.

6. Of the 5 glasses of tea that were on the table, Olya took one, drank the tea and put the glass back. How many glasses are left on the table?

G. Four.

7. One corner of a rectangular stool was sawed off. How many corners does the stool have after this?

8. There were five cucumbers and eight apples in the basket. The girl took one cucumber. How many fruits are left in the basket?

A. Eight.

B. Thirteen.

G. Twelve.

9. The distance between cities A and B is 120 km. A car left city A for city B at a speed of 90 km/h. At the same time, another car drove towards her from city B to city A at a speed of 70 km/h. Which car will be closer to city A when they meet?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. At the same distance.

D. The cars will not meet.

D. This is impossible.

10. The price of a product first soared by 13%, and then fell by the same percentage. What is the price of the product now?

11. How many times does the number 4 appear in numbers from 39 to 50?

A. Ten.

B. Eleven.

D. Nine.

The more correct answers to the questions of this test, the higher the level of intelligence.

American psychologists have identified the dependence of a person’s character on the berries and fruits that he prefers to eat. They carried out a thorough analysis, which made it possible to identify people by type - such as Oranges, Pears, Apples, Strawberries and Cherries - and give them a fairly detailed description.

To conduct this test, write the listed fruits and berries on a poster and hang it in such a way that everyone present can see it. Ask the audience which of these fruits they prefer, and then read the characteristics below.

Oranges

As a rule, Oranges are loving natures. They cannot live without constant attention from others, against whom they are accustomed to stand out for their originality.

Oranges are literally charged with energy; they create something for days on end, without sitting in one place for a second.

As for relationships with the opposite sex, they are able to fall in love with themselves in one minute, have a pleasant time with the object of their adoration and just as quickly part with him.

Pears

Pears are great optimists by nature. They quickly and easily get along with people who like the love of life and unquenchable sense of humor of these fruits. It's always fun and comfortable with Pears. Life is in full swing around them. Pears are wonderful friends who will always come to the rescue in difficult times.

Apples

Apples are big conservatives. The latest technological advances are not for them. They prefer to surround their lives with antiques or simply old things, which, in their opinion, contain the soul. And in relationships with people, they are of the opinion that an old friend is better than two new ones.

Strawberry

Jealousy is the feeling that characterizes Klubnik. They like large and noisy companies, fun parties and holidays. They are often the ringleaders in any company. But if suddenly their other half gets the idea to flirt with someone, a scandal will inevitably arise.

Cherries

Mental gentleness and kindness distinguish the Cherry person. This is a true philanthropist, capable of sincerely and selflessly helping others, giving them his love and affection. Such people are childishly naive and sweet, and also love pranks and surprises.

• Quiet! Let's pretend you're interested.
• To be taken. Familiar word? Skullcap.
• Let’s do this: I’ll quickly tell you the topic, then I’ll do this (covers his face with his hands for two seconds and opens it) and - “Oh, where are the students? No students!
• Moscow City sounds the same to me as Los Astrakhan or Rio de Zhitomir!
• Dear back rows, don't hit your head on your desk. Still not that bad.
• A late student comes in and does not close the door behind him. 5 seconds silence, then:
  - Excuse me, but did you see our doorman there?
• The point of education is to grasp smart words and then juggle them.
• Well, as they say, the boy is the master of his word, so answer your four topics, since I promised.
• - Valery Alexandrovich, how do you like my analytical work?
  - Well... I liked the title.
• I understand if the lectures were bad... But I know that I read well!
• I don’t like that you laugh so hard there until you cry... It makes me feel jealous.
• What a wonderful pronoun “Ikhny”! If it weren’t for education, she would always say that!
• Katanaeva: “How will you solve the test?”
  Student: “The same as today, intuitively.”
  Katanaeva: “Intuitively, in accounting you can only go to jail.”
• The sword is the first surgical instrument. Previously, they had to undergo amputations. The most common operations were cutting off the head. Sometimes other parts of the body - as it turns out.
• You will have problems. This is fine. Where there are people, there are always problems.
• Meteorology is an exact science. The tambourine must be held in the left hand.
• You can calculate coefficients using curved integrals only after having a good lunch.
• Not everyone can find complex roots - few can do it.
• Another check tests makes us once again convinced that some students are trying to make a revolution in the history of the state and law.
• I don't really understand this rounding system. In my practice, half a liter was never rounded to a liter.
• I officially declare that this task is stronger than me!
• The teacher looks at the student’s pencil case for a few seconds, then asks:
  - Can tea be stored in this thing?
• The main homeless person of that time was Confucius.
• The world of useless things is limitless. And I am proud to tell you about the most beautiful of them - differential geometry!
• - Excuse me, but what was the theorem that we proved?
  - Let's start from the beginning... My name is Vladimir Alexandrovich.

My husband comes home from work angry and tired. He enters the room and sees that his wife is standing in just a robe, bending over. “Well, at least everything is fine at home,” he thinks, after which he sits behind and does his job.

After sex, satisfied, he goes into the kitchen and sees that his wife is cooking something there. About her:
- I don’t understand, what are you doing here?
- Like what? I'm preparing dinner. Today my mother came to visit us, now we’ll have dinner together... why are you so surprised?
- Oh, dear... it seems I confused you with her and deposited her in the next room!.. God, what a shame!.. What should I do?.. Listen, dear, can you go and apologize to her? Otherwise, if I go, I’ll simply burn with shame!..
- Your mother - you and apologize!

The brain has gathered all the organs for a meeting and tells them:
- Our body is aging. There is no longer enough energy for everyone. Therefore, we need to resolve the issue of load redistribution. Who has any thoughts?
Everyone is silent. Here the spleen rises and says:
- We have two lungs. Maybe we can give up one?
The lungs immediately began to be indignant, and the brain said:
- No. The lungs are oxygen. We won't last long with just one lung. Therefore, we will not get rid of the easy ones. Any other suggestions?
Everyone is silent. The spleen stands up again and says:
- We have two kidneys. Maybe one is not so necessary...
The kidneys also began to be indignant, and the brain said:
- No, spleen. The kidneys are a water exchanger. No way. Maybe someone other than the spleen has any suggestions?
Then a member stands up and says:
- Why do we need a spleen at all? I still don't understand its function. Let's get rid of it.
The brain is silent. And the spleen jumps up and starts screaming:
- Yes of course! It's always like this! As soon as the penis gets erect, the brain stops working!

The Wolf runs through the forest and suddenly sees a Hare sitting on a stump and killing a joint. He told him:
- Hare, what are you, a drug addict? Give it up, let's run!
Well, the Hare put aside his business and ran with the Wolf. The two of them run further and suddenly they see a fox sitting in a clearing with a bottle. Wolf to her:
- Fox, let's stop drinking! Better run with us!
Well, the fox also put the bottle aside and joined them. The three of them are already running, and the Bear meets them. Wolf to him:
- Misha, run with us! We're here for healthy image life!
- Oh, come on, Volchara! - he answers, - You smell like glue, so let’s chase all the animals through the forest!

Two friends are talking. One says:
- Look: there lived two little squirrels. They were born in the same yard and went to the same school together. They had a real squirrel friendship! Then they went to the same institute together, then they also served in the army together, in the same unit. And when they returned from the army, one little squirrel suddenly had a nut. And the other one, of course, felt offended; he also wanted a nut. And he, while his friend was running somewhere, took this nut from him for a while. Borrowed, one might say...
- Kolya, what kind of squirrels?! What nuts?! What are you even talking about? You slept with my wife!

After 15 years life together The husband and wife began to constantly quarrel with each other. Well, they decided to go to a psychotherapist so that he could somehow help them. They came and began to figure it out. The wife talks and talks and expresses her indignation, complaints, etc. Then the doctor gets up from his desk, comes up to her, presses her to him and interrupts her speech with a strong kiss. After this he turns to his husband:
- This is what you should do with her at least three times a week! Do you understand me?
- Yes, doctor, I understand. On Mondays and Wednesdays I can bring it to you, but on Friday I have fishing.

Three children brag to each other about who has the coolest grandfather. One says:
- My grandfather fought in a tank, he was a tank driver. We even have his tank helmet hanging at our house!
The second one says:
- And my grandfather was an artilleryman in the war! We even still have his sword belt at home, and I remember him saying that he fired cannons!
- And my grandfather was in the electric troops! - says the third.
- What kind of troops are these? - the other two ask, “Why did you even decide this?”
- Yes, because I found his helmet in our attic! There were two lightning bolts drawn on it!

At the end of their life, old things end up in the countryside. But before that there is also purgatory in the form of a balcony.

You are so brave on the Internet, but when you say toasts at family feasts, you sit silently and hope that it won’t be your turn.

The tablet was invented so that people would finally stop surfing the Internet and start lying on it.

I want to recruit fifty corgi puppies to organize a mass corgi.

Telephone:
... (calls)
I:
- Sounds like a challenge.

I come from that family where you can never tell whether a rag is drying or whether my mother washed my father’s underpants.

I hate it when you make that face.
- Which?
- Any.

There are two types of grandmothers. Those on the bright side: they feed deliciously and love their grandchildren. And those on the dark side, instead, go somewhere in the morning with their trunks on public transport.

When I have a grandson, one day he will ask:
- Grandfather, how do you know so much?
I will answer him:
- And you Googled, grandson, with mine.

How to understand that you are already old? When you receive a message at 11 pm and respond to it at 7 am.

Let's kiss each other?
- Let's.
- Schmuck.

What's worse than a mistaken phone call at four in the morning?
- When it's not a mistake.

My husband recently sat down at the piano...
- And played on it?
- No, my husband stole it...

Lyudmila Malivanova
“14 signs that you are a teacher” - a comic test for teachers.

Several years ago, on the Internet, I read funny test,"14 signs that,what do you teacher". Reading it, I smiled and agreed with some points, because in fact this is how it happens. I bring to your attention this test, maybe it will cheer someone up, someone will find out that they are not alone in something, and someone will determine their level of qualifications. I wish you a pleasant acquaintance with test.

1. You carry everything from home that may be useful in kindergarten (paint, hammer, CDs, books.)

2. YOU bring into the house a lot of useless things, from the point of view of normal people, your loved ones and acquaintances, who watch with apprehension as the mountain of “everything very necessary” grows in your apartment.

3. Your family has been sacrificed for education; they also work with you, although they are not on the staff. They work quietly, feeling sorry for you, and others cursing your kindergarten.

4. Your child’s fate must await. in the office, in a group, at home. Wait patiently and silently!

5. People who are far from education do not understand when you talk about your 25 children and 50 parents.

6. Every informal meeting with colleagues develops into a mini-teaching council, despite the fact that you always swear not to talk about kindergarten and work.

7. There is always much more money in your purse than your own. (For repairs of a group, site, theater).

8. You jump up in the middle of the night to write down another brilliant idea for tomorrow's class.

9. Your house is already choking with vases and other unnecessary trinkets that your conscience does not allow you to throw away - gifts!

10. Half the district says hello to you, and the same half evaluates:how are you?who are you with?and where are you?

11. You know how to paint, whitewash, hammer nails, glue, repair furniture, work double shifts, persuade, go to work sick and get into someone’s position.

12. You don’t know how to rest properly, say “no” to the administration, or walk past book displays. 13. Life has many times more reasons to celebrate than others:beginning of the school year, preschool worker's day, matinees, new year, March 8, end academic year, and so many reasons for headaches.

14. You can’t decide on 1 September: accept congratulations or condolences?

If all this is about you, then you are a real teacher!

Publications on the topic:

Didactic games based on the names of signs for children of primary preschool age The child realizes that everything in the world can be an object and that a description of this object is possible through signs. Any sign has a generalized character.

Fresh air is necessary and useful for kids! We have a lot of fun walking! And no diseases. Constructions made of snow and ice are old and traditional.

Pedagogical article Game-test “How I and my family work” Educator: Ivanova Natalya Nikolaevna Game-test “How I work.

Consultation for junior educators “What a junior educator can do for children” Consultation for junior teachers What can a junior teacher do with children when the teacher is teaching a lesson? At this time, children.

Consultation for educators “What should a educator know about traffic rules?” From the early age children need to be taught safe behavior on the streets, roads, in transport and rules traffic. Daily.

Test for parents “Nature of Russia” Dear parents, we invite you to take a test on your knowledge of the nature of Russia: 1. Is it depicted on the coat of arms of the Samara region? a) Wild.

Psychological test for preschoolers “My Family” Children are interested in testing. For them, tests are a new kind of exciting game. While the child is interested in this game, the psychologist conducts the game.

The joke test is intended for teachers. The test can be used at teacher councils or other pedagogical events. The test is humorous in nature and is intended not so much for diagnosis as to create a dynamic and relaxed atmosphere. It revives the teachers and gives the event a more dynamic character. Despite its humorous nature, it still contains a diagnostic point and can be used as the beginning of a conversation about pedagogical competencies or the professionalism of the team.

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Timofeeva T. N.

Test joke for teachers “The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it...”

The joke test is intended for teachers. The test can be used at teacher councils or other pedagogical events. The test is humorous in nature and is intended not so much for diagnosis as to create a dynamic and relaxed atmosphere. It revives the teachers and gives the event a more dynamic character. Despite its humorous nature, it still contains a diagnostic point and can be used as the beginning of a conversation about pedagogical competencies or the professionalism of the team. The event is usually accompanied by humorous comments and laughter. The procedure consists of showing slides and asking teachers to choose the fairy tale character who is most likeable. Naturally, the female half of the team chooses female heroes, and the male half chooses male heroes. After the selection procedure, the interpretation of the hero is read out, through which the pedagogical characteristics of those who chose this fairy tale hero are revealed.

Interpretation

PRINCESS

The Princess has high expectations for life and for her students. Like any princess, she can be eccentric and inconsistent. The princess demands respect and will not tolerate familiarity. She does not immediately get along with the children, but subsequently their relationship becomes very strong. Princesses usually achieve a high position in society. The Princess has high aspirations in life, they are not content with little. And this is why they are interesting to their students. Yours strong point- be ambitious. You can teach your students to be successful and wealthy. You can teach children to realize their life plans, you can show them the path to success.

CINDERELLA

Cinderellas are very sweet, courteous, they understand the feelings of other people well. This is your strength as a teacher. You understand the actions of children, you understand them well and can explain their behavior. You are very insightful and forgiving towards children and can forgive them a lot. They trust you immensely. Cinderellas are very hardworking and diligent. They can teach children the same diligence. Cinderellas are optimists, not afraid of life's difficulties, and will always support the weak. Their lessons are lessons of kindness and hard work. Teaching by example is your strength as an educator.

GERDA

Such teachers are dedicated to their work, they see high goals in their teaching work, they are purposeful people. Such a teacher can teach children nobility, perseverance and service to people, serving high goals. They are attractive as integral and purposeful people, always ready to help those who need it. They are interesting to children because of their consistency and determination. Their lessons are thoughtful, structured, and easily create a clear learning structure. And in this structure, everything is easy and understandable for children. Logic is your pedagogical strong point.

MERMAID

The Little Mermaid has a very romantic nature. She is very dedicated to her ideals. The world for her is beautiful and filled with love. The Little Mermaid can convey such grace in perceiving the world to children. She can teach them to be tolerant, she can teach them to see beauty. The Little Mermaid can teach you to admire the sunrise and see thousands of colors that others are not able to see. Her lessons are calm and measured. Little mermaids manage to look into children's eyes and consider this more important unlearned lessons. Romantic in nature, they can turn any lesson into a variety of colors. This is their strength as teachers.

BATMAN

Nobility of actions, taciturnity, the ability to be responsible for one’s actions and words. All these qualities are very attractive to children. Such a teacher is able to teach you to be strong, responsible for yourself and others. His lessons are calm, consistent, he does not say many words, but all his words are meaningful and thoughtful. He easily highlights the main thing and does not waste time on trifles. Such a teacher is devoid of sentimentality, but not devoid of logic and thoughtfulness. I am stingy with my assessments, but they are always fair.

Pinocchio

Spontaneity and positivity are the motto of Pinocchio's life. Such teachers are optimistic, they are very sociable, and very attractive to children. They do not tolerate routine, so their lessons are complete improvisation, which they always succeed in. Optimism and cheerfulness are their strengths. They have difficulty maintaining the routine of filling out papers and journals and may forget little things. They are often criticized by their colleagues for this. But children are always interested in them, because this person is so illogical, but so attractive. They are able to teach children optimism and positive relationships with people. Despite some inconsistency, Pinocchio can implement great life projects. After all, in the fairy tale, after doing a lot of stupid things, in the end he comes out victorious.

IVAN TSAREVICH - a mixture of romance and nobility. Such a male teacher is sensitive, sentimental and at the same time self-confident and courageous. Being class teacher- he is an excellent example of masculine behavior and good masculine education. When expressing his opinion or scolding a student, he will not stoop to rudeness, but his position will not be unshakable. Children respect him and are drawn to him. His lessons are well thought out, he carefully prepares for each lesson, and selects a lot of additional material. He speaks well, but how could it be otherwise - after all, he is the king’s son.

MICKEY MOUSE

There is never a dull moment with such a teacher. He's an improviser. He will not reproduce boring material from a textbook, but will turn it into a fun adventure or prank. Such a teacher is unpredictable and often inconsistent. Mickey Mouse hardly fits into the framework and norms of behavior - he may not fulfill the basic requirements of the administration - not submit reports on time, etc. But unlike many adults, he is able to feel and understand childhood, he has not parted with it, he carried it into his adult life. What he lacks in discipline, he makes up for with his openness and spontaneity. Children become emotionally attached to such a teacher and remember his lessons. long years. In his lessons, children are relaxed and free, the teacher knows how to create partnerships with children.